Friday, May 20, 2011

Rapture Jesus

Tomorrow Morning, 5/21/2011, Rapture Day

So apparently the Rapture is tomorrow (5/21/2011). Does anyone actually believe it'll happen?  I'm curious as to see who does. You're all entitled to your opinion but if you actually believe the Rapture is coming, please do the following: 

 
I, myself, used to be a Christian when I was younger. I was kind of forced (by my mother) to become one as many Christians my generation are too. As I grew older I noticed many holes and realized that the Bible is just a really, really, long book. Some parts are written beautifully, some are too absurd to be true. The debate of religion continues on and on, but I guess we'll see if the Christians are right tomorrow. I was an atheist for the longest time, and I might still be OR I might just be agnostic. I studied almost every religion and realized each one does have its truths. Every religion starts as a cult, who knows 100 years from now Scientology might actually become an established religion. One question that was never answered to me that I'm curious about: If God is good and Satan is evil, why is Satan evil is he condemns the evil? Why is it that in the bible, Satan does not kill a single person (while God kills hundreds of thousands). Here's a quote to think about "Satan is the best friend that the church has ever had. For he has kept it in business all these years." 

Enough of that.. I want to share with you guys a simple fusion recipe I made one late night when I was hungry. The ingredients are as follows: Hummus (preferably garlic or red peppers), Garlic Naan, and Sausage (Portuguese, Hawaiian, Kielbasa, Bratwurst, whatever you're feeling).

Just BBQ the sausage (George Foreman it up), toast the Garlic Naan, spread the Hummus all over the Naan and wrap the sausage in it. "Pigs in a Blanket on Steroids" I'd call it. If you don't have any sausage just get the Hebrew National Hotdogs from Costco (in fact, I got all these ingredients there). If you got time, grill some onions & peppers and shove it in there. Add mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish or any other condiment you're feeling. Trust me, you're in for an orgasm in your mouth.

Here's the song(s) of the day by one of my favorite experimentalists:
Nosaj Thing - Dj set (Live on KEXP)

86 comments:

  1. I dont think rapture will happen at all, its just another thing to scare people like there is every other year that the world is going to end. There is no way it can, i just had surgery and havent even been able to do anything. At least hold off till the end of summer for rapture!

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  2. The same guy predicting the rapture tomorrow actually predicted it was going to happen back in 1994 too, I guess he's trying for best 2 out of 3 lol

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  3. Pretty much the same as you, as a child my family forced me in their religion.

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  4. Well, I'm in Thailand and it's about 9am and no Jesus. But maybe Jesus doesn't care about Buddhists and animists and is waiting for the sun to hit Jesusland USA...
    To be honest I do believe in the Christian God, but this is ridiculous... Besides it even says in the bible that no man will know the date, so this guy is pretty bad if he can't even read the same damn book he is spouting from...

    P.S. if it is true, just get your loot on!

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  5. Sounds tasty

    I will be laughing at the rapture idiots come Sunday.

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  6. Here we go again... why do people still believe anything they hear? They really should donate their money.

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  7. legit no one believes that...... like nooooo onee hahaha

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  8. Not so much in the rapture, but the food looks awesome as usual

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  9. I survived the rapture!
    that food looks real good

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  10. That dj set is insane. I wish I could watch it at half speed to see what he's doing.

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  11. no way!
    but if it does happen maybe i should make some of that delicious food, for the last meal?

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  12. That food looks delicious!

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  13. Food looks great.
    and its already 5/21/11 here, everything jsut another day.

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  14. rapture food music all in one post. followed!

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  15. i'm jesus, i still haven't decided if i'll come or not though

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  16. Personaly i despise people that say they believe that. There is only one course of action if you REALLY believe that end of the world is comming - take a HUGE loan and live like there is no tommorow (which in this case is true for you). I would like to die from overdose than (flaming rocks, flood or something like that - God likes that two for only he knows reasons)

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  17. I'm so hungry now. Who cares about the rapture when there is delicious food? Like your blog, following!

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  18. If the rapture comes, I'll probably laugh anyway.

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  19. im survive !!
    it makes me hungry after see the food

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  20. Rapture won't happen, but if it does, I'll regret not having any of that garlic naan.

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  21. Now I actually hope that people believe in the event - funds for the red cross, helps the people who really need it :)

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  22. i get hungry every time i see your blog.
    also i too was forced to be a christian when younger. heh. I don't regret it that much. At least you get to see what it's like. I didn't like visiting the church every sunday though. :/

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  23. And once again, nothing happened. Also that food looks good.

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  24. world used Rupture, nothing happened.

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  25. What a surprise. Nothing happened....

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  26. "Satan is the best friend that the church has ever had. For he has kept it in business all these years." hahahaha so true.

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  27. hope it happens lol. then nobody would have anything to laugh about. xD

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  28. yeah... they came up with new excuses again :P

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  29. I say that is it does I do not care. I will stand firm with my belief and distaste or even a hatred for god (sorry if this offends anyone).

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  30. No no everyone misheard the old bastard. He said we are all getting free rap shirts. Mine just came in the mail. Hope you get yours soon.

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  31. Looks like everyone in new zealand was left behind when 6 pm rolled around...heh...six more hours where I am, then I start teasing believers.

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  32. No to the rapture, but hell yeah to that recipe! That looks delicious =D

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  33. The rapture isn't going to happen. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go eat some lunch - your post made me hungry again. :P

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  34. The world's actually already ended. We just don't know about it yet.

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  35. Nice recipes, I'm cooking tonite

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  36. Well, I'm still alive, looks like they got it wrong again...
    Great post, followed!

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  37. Wonder what kinda food they have in the afterlife

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  38. Why would "God" even acknowledge date or time? The time zone thing really made this a complete joke...

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  39. so hes running a little late. give the big guy a break

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  40. why is Satan evil is he condemns the evil?

    this.

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  41. I am a nonbeliever. Whats a rapture.

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  42. delicious! i ll add it to my morning coffe ;)

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  43. I dun think the world ended. ;o

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  44. The world's ended by my watch on the east coast already. Sounds like a publicity stunt by those at FamilyRadio.com

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  45. Yay we lived!

    On a more serious note. I don't understand how people can be so dumb as to believe a lunatic like that man! Don't people think for themselves anymore?? It's more terrifying then some prediction.

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  46. oh shoot i didnt know it was 1994.

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  47. gotta love foreign foods.. SHIT I'M HUNGRY NOW

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  48. good post and good share abt religion

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  49. Delicious sausages by the looks of them, rapture jesus what a crock we are all still here arn't we ?

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  50. I'm now hungry thanks to your pix. I love your pic for the redcross btw.

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  51. I really love garlic naan, made me hungry now you have.

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  52. Stop making me hungry!!! Also no rapture means more time to eat.

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  53. haha k

    i love the sausages man so tasty

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  54. Excellent Pictures! Must Eat Now! Following!

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  55. Is it safe to say I can kick the asses of the fear mongering rapture believing Christians? They need jail, it seems for attempting to induce mass panic.

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  56. THe guy who made up the theory of rapture happening yesterday just scammed the stupid believers out of a half million dollars and then disppeared.
    oh and also following

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  57. well, no one died, and the guy that predicted disappear haha

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  58. The Naan bread makes my stomach growl

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  59. Rapture only happens when I say so. (' *,)

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  60. Guess we made it through May 21, which is great news lol. Oh and that food looks delicious.

    Anyway just wanted to say keep up the great work with the blog, really enjoy reading it.

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  61. Lol I don't blame you for feelin that way bro, btw the food is making me hungry.

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  62. Oh hey were are still here. Hurr durr.

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  63. You said kielbasa in that post are you from Poland?

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  64. Bet that guy feels mighty stupid about now. As an agnostic atheist, even I know that the bible says only god will know the true date of the rapture. Religious people are so contradictory sometimes.

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  65. By the way I loved how people put their clothes on the ground and took pics..I lol'ed

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