Rapture Jesus

Tomorrow Morning, 5/21/2011, Rapture Day

So apparently the Rapture is tomorrow (5/21/2011). Does anyone actually believe it'll happen?  I'm curious as to see who does. You're all entitled to your opinion but if you actually believe the Rapture is coming, please do the following: 

 

I, myself, used to be a Christian when I was younger. I was kind of forced (by my mother) to become one as many Christians my generation are too. As I grew older I noticed many holes and realized that the Bible is just a really, really, long book. Some parts are written beautifully, some are too absurd to be true. The debate of religion continues on and on, but I guess we'll see if the Christians are right tomorrow. I was an atheist for the longest time, and I might still be OR I might just be agnostic. I studied almost every religion and realized each one does have its truths. Every religion starts as a cult, who knows 100 years from now Scientology might actually become an established religion. One question that was never answered to me that I'm curious about: If God is good and Satan is evil, why is Satan evil is he condemns the evil? Why is it that in the bible, Satan does not kill a single person (while God kills hundreds of thousands). Here's a quote to think about "Satan is the best friend that the church has ever had. For he has kept it in business all these years." 

Enough of that.. I want to share with you guys a simple fusion recipe I made one late night when I was hungry. The ingredients are as follows: Hummus (preferably garlic or red peppers), Garlic Naan, and Sausage (Portuguese, Hawaiian, Kielbasa, Bratwurst, whatever you're feeling).

 

Just BBQ the sausage (George Foreman it up), toast the Garlic Naan, spread the Hummus all over the Naan and wrap the sausage in it. "Pigs in a Blanket on Steroids" I'd call it. If you don't have any sausage just get the Hebrew National Hotdogs from Costco (in fact, I got all these ingredients there). If you got time, grill some onions & peppers and shove it in there. Add mayo, ketchup, mustard, relish or any other condiment you're feeling. Trust me, you're in for an orgasm in your mouth.

Here's the song(s) of the day by one of my favorite experimentalists:

Nosaj Thing - Dj set (Live on KEXP)